Global warming? (Yawn) That’s so yesterday. Here’s the real problem…

Global warming? That’s so yesterday. Here’s the real problem:  My calculations prove conclusively that the sky will fall! No, really! Whew! I have just completed months of exhaustive and comprehensive calculations, using my own complex formula along with just mounds and mounds of empirical data, and the inescapable conclusion – plain as the nose on your face – is that […]

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Senator Chris Dodd, Co-creator of the Waitress Sandwich, Announces Retirement

Senator Chris Dodd of Connecticut,  has announced that he will not seek re-election. Dodd, along with his comrade and drinking buddy, Ted Kennedy, are the inventors of the famous “waitress sandwich”. They unveiled their creation in 1985 at La Brasserie, a Capitol Hill restaurant. It has been reported, but not confirmed, that this has become the most popular item upon […]

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How to Pronounce ‘Sotomayor’

Nobody likes to have their name mispronounced, especially within the national media. We would imagine that Judge Sotomayor is no different than the rest of us in that regard, so, in deference to the newest member of the United States Supreme Court, who, we might remind you, has a lifetime appointment, and will, therefore, undoubtedly provide us with many occasions […]

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Who da Dummy?

Musings of a “wise Latina woman” From the party that believes that how you say is more important than what you say comes now the most recent icon of liberal thought and speech, Judge Sonia Sotomayor. As you read the following, keep in mind this quote from The Washington Post regarding Sotomayor: “She has little patience for long-winded lawyers and […]

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